It's time we bid farewell to another Roman town in Naples soon...
By Looi Wei Chern
The Cuppage Times Wednesday Special Report, 26 January 2011
The new research report was out yesterday. The eruptive mountain, Mount Vesuvius, right beside Columbia Cuppage Town (CCT) has not been reacting as per normal recently. This mountain had destroyed both Pompeii and Herculaneum in AD 79 and has not erupted ever since.
The authorities are afraid of the blow up of CCT like both the Roman towns in the past. They are thinking hard on a solution to save CCT and its people. The President of CCT had came up with 2 suggestions, either to cover CCT over with a dome or to fly CCT up into space till it’s safe for it to return back. Many residents strongly disagree to these two suggestions and some are starting to migrate out as they felt that it is better to be safe than sorry.
We interviewed the infamous family of 3 living in CCT, the Wafer Brothers on their feelings of the President’s suggestions. “We would rather die than live in an enclosed dome or up in outer space without any internet access at all! We won’t be able to earn any money from our game development! We will be migrating out no matter how poor we are now if the President don’t think of a better solution!” said the Wafer Brothers furiously.
Will the President think of a better solution to save CCT in time? Or will CCT go into history and never seen again? Only time will tell if CCT will become the next Roman town in Naples that’s going to be destroyed by Mount Vesuvius.